Two and a Half Men - 'Pilot'
British iTunes Chart Performance

• Release date: 22 Sep 2003
• Chart debut: #96 (09 Feb 2011)
• Highest Position: #81 (11 Feb 2011)
• Most recent chart position: #94 (14 Feb 2011)
• Days on UK TV Episodes Chart: 5

'Pilot' has charted in the following countries:
United Kingdom, Germany, France and Australia.

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UK TV Episodes chart performance history for Pilot

commercial jingle writer charlie harper series star charlie sheen is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach a jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women but his malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor...

...alan series star jon cryer arrives unexpectedly with alan's 10-year-old son jake series star angus t jones alan's wife judith series star marin hinkle suspecting that she may be gay wants a divorce charlie reluctantly allows alan and jake to live with him temporarily but as it becomes increasingly obvious that judith is never going to relent charlie and alan's self-obsessed controlling unmarried mother evelyn series star holland taylor offers to let father and son live with her however by that time charlie has formed a close bond with the clever jake even learning a few things about poker from the boy charlie also finds out that pretending to be a single dad with a cute kid can be a great lure for women meanwhile charlie tries to evade rose series star melaniee lynskey an attractive offbeat neighbor who had a brief fling with him and remains determined to stay in his life by whatever means necessary missing jake charlie surprises even himself and asks alan and jake to live with him permanently despite their strained relationship the brothers discover that they have one thing in common they both love jake and want what's best for him together these two-and-a-half men face the challenges of growing up

• Warning, It's Dirty
• Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
• Yay, No Polyps!
• Thank God for Scoliosis
• Crude and Uncalled For
• Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
• 818-jklpuzo
• Whipped Unto the Third Generation
• Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
• Mmm, Fish. Yum.
• Tinkle Like a Princess
• For the Sake of the Child
• Give Me Your Thumb
• Untainted By Filth
• Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
• Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
• That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’
• Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
• A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
• A Pudding-filled Cactus
• Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
• The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
• Twanging Your Magic Clanger
• The Crazy Bitch Gazette
• Springtime On a Stick
• A Good Time In Central Africa
• Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
• Dead from the Waist Down
• Chocolate Diddlers
• Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
• Lookin' for Japanese Subs
• Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
• Pilot
• That Darn Priest
• Taterhead Is Our Love Child
• Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
• People Who Love Peepholes
• Big Girls Don't Throw Food
• Nine Magic Fingers
• A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
• The Squat and Hover
• Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
• Thanks for the Intercourse
• Frodo's Headshots
• A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
• A Lovely Landing Strip
• One False Move, Zimbabwe!
• Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
• A Possum On Chemo
• The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
• Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
• Not in My Mouth
• The War Against Gingivitis
• Palmdale, Ech
• Grandma's Pie
• Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
• Why We Gave Up Woman
• The Straw In My Donut Hole
• Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
• I Changed My Mind About the Milk
• A Big Bag of Dog
• Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
• You Know What the Lollipop Is For
• That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
• Ferrets, attack!
• Avoid the Chinese Mustard
• I Scream When I Pee
• Give Santa a Tail-hole
• Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
• Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
• The 9:04 from Pemberton
• Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon.
• Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
• Another Night With Neil Diamond
• My Bodacious Vidalia
• Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
• Nangnangnangnang
• I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
• This Unblessed Biscuit
• Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
• Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
• Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
• Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
• Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
• Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
• On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
• Tazed in the Lady Nuts
• Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
• Bite Me, Supreme Court
• Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe
• Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
• How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
• Welcome Home, Jake
• West Side Story
• Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
• The Ol' Mexican Spinach
• A Chic Bar In Ibiza
• Glamping in a Yurt
• Alan Shot a Little Girl
• Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
• Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
• Here I Come, Pants!
• Of Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2
• Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
• Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
• Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
• I Can't Afford Hyenas
• Walnuts and Demerol
• Fish In a Drawer
• Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
• Kinda Like Necrophilia
• My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
• A Jock Strap in Hell
• Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks
• Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
• Season 7, Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
• Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do
• It's Always Nazi Week
• Best H.O. Money Can Buy
• David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
• I'd Like to Start with the Cat
• The Two-Finger Rule
• Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
• My Son's Enormous Head
• Our Leather Gear Is In the Guest Room
• Season 3, Episode 6: Hi Mr. Horned One
• Season 12, Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2
• Season 11, Episode 6: Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
• Damn You, Eggs Benedict